Sunday, September 28, 2008

In Stanford Hospital:

Kristen: Hi Eric!
Eric: Hi Kristen! I don't have pants on.
Kristen: Uhh...
Eric: I just thought I should warn you.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Hey now...

Allen: I'm pretty peculiar about who I chapdoze.
Beth: ...
Allen: Particular! I meant particular!

Friday, August 01, 2008

What you read really does affect the way you view life

2:05 PM corycombs: a wise person once said something that I forget
2:07 PM me: Oh Cory
2:11 PM corycombs: but it went something like: that there is nothing else in one's life, save God, that is more important than finding a good partner to share it with. the poorest man could have all the cares in the world but think himself the most blessed of men if he could come home from his toil every day to someone who loved him and was willing to share- for better or for worse, for sickness or for health- it all alongside him.
and vice versa for a woman
I suppose
I mean, not vice versa
the same
lol
2:12 PM me: lol
It's a very wise statement
corycombs: that was almost totally made up word-wise, but came from something I read
oh my gosh
do you know what it was I think
the
2:13 PM "How to woo a woman book"


PS - did you note the time delay as he tried to remember that passage?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

What's your favorite fricative?

Beth: Was that a "puzzled" noise?
Katie: No, it was a glottal stop.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

corycombs: I am I am
I'm your destiny caaaaaling

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Pax

Kristyn: Did you just ask her to stop tormenting you in Latin?
Grace: Yes.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

=oD

Eric: i am jealous of allen
but not of you
lol
Beth: So you're saying you wouldn't want to date Allen?
Eric: yes
Beth: Your loss.