Road trip!

Two entertaining episodes in Beth 'n' Rob's road trip:

Rob: [closes car window on 5-inch long hair] Ow!
Beth: Did you just shut your hair in the window?
Rob: Yes. I did.
Beth: [hysterical laughter]
Rob: I'm glad I amuse you.

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[Beth and Rob stop for gas. Beth pops the fuel door, gets out and fiddles with the pump for a few seconds, then stares at it. Rob heads toward the mini-mart.]

Beth: Rob!
Rob: What?
Beth: [looks pathetic, yells across the station] I'm from OREGON!
Rob: Ohhhh...well...I don't drive.

[Wow. Eventually, we figure it out and continue on our merry way.]

the power of voodoo!

David: Any luck with your computer?
Allie: Edwin's waving magnets around it and doing all sorts of computer voodoo.

Edwin: Anybody got a womb I can borrow? I'll take good care of it...

Look out, world!

Rob, on wooing: I already know when and to whom, I just need to know how, and I'm set!

[Allie mentions having lost an earring in 311. Beth and Allie imagine David finding said earring. Carl can fill in the rest.]

Beth: "Carl, can you explain this earring?"
Allie: "...And why you're wearing my underwear?"

[Editor's note: Beth/Allie speaking above as David Scudder, not as Beth, or Allie. Get your mind out of the... whatever. -Rob]

Allie's alternative career options...

[Allie is bedecked with jingle bells.]

Rob: You sound like a belly dancer.

Twitter-pation in Twain

Cory: There's something in the air in Twain.
Beth: Just wait until spring. Well, you're not the only one--I don't have a boyfriend.
Cory: You never know--at the rate we're going, you might have four!

Micah: Whoa, Allie! For three seconds there I thought you were a leper.