Trinity Backpacking Trip

Grace: We have a mirror! We can make faces in it!
Beth: If you have a face!
Grace: ???

[Stuff happens. Beth and Grace wake David up by shaking his tent, Beth, Kristen and Katie jump into a snow-lined lake, Grace hits a deer with a rock, David and his shirt get licked by a deer, etc.]

David (on the phone): Yeah, I went backpacking with a bevy of beautiful ladies this weekend.
Katie: Well, as long as we're alliterating, why not a bevy of beautiful babes?
David: I've just been corrected. I went backpacking with a bevy of beautiful babes this weekend.

A point well made

Alice: No, it's like if you have two alcoholics who make a pact to stay together in their alcoholism, and then one of them starts going to AA.
Allie: So in this case, Cory is the alcoholic who doesn't go to AA.
Grace: Wait, are we talking about James Chu dancing?

I like to be called "Cabernet."

Edwin: You look like a glass of red wine.

Kyle, into a makeshift megaphone: Katherine. This is your creator speaking. Get down here and praise me!

Uh, thanks?

Rob: Oh, wow.
Beth: What's up?
Rob: You're just really weird, that's all.

Allie: I steal lots of food from Rob.
Beth: No wonder he's so skinny!

Tenor hungry!

So at IV last night, the speaker asked everyone to list a few of the "sources of power" they have on a team.

Mario's list: "*Food"

Edwin's quarterlife crisis...and then some...

Edwin: If I didn't have a computer, I could be QUEEN!

While playing frisbee...

Grace's teammate: I've got David!
Grace: You can HAVE the man!

Yeees...

Anonymous: I got pulled out of sex ed, and it was fine.
Beth: But until a week ago you didn't know what a placenta was!

Mmm...fresh Testimony.

Cory: Speaking of fresh venison...when's the Testimony show?