Something fishy is going on...

After a day of snorkeling and sea kayaking, the Wilkins family returns to their lodgings. All are somewhat damp and very salty...

Mom: Whew! I just got a whiff of myself--I smell all fishy. I stink!
Paul: Actually, I just opened the smoked salmon.

A day at the beach

Eric: Allie, where's Rob?
Allie: He's in Washington.
Eric: What! Then why isn't he coming to the beach with us?

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Eric: Are you bleeding?
Allie: I don't think so...
Eric: Then what's that on your toe?
Allie: That's toenail polish.

What are you trying to tell me?

Charlie: Have a good life...if I don't see you...before it ends...

Pi Phi's?

Rob: Oh, I think I left some celery in your room.
Beth: It's okay. At least that won't stink up the fridge.
Alice: Like Pi Phi's!

Kristen: Hi, Rob!
Allie: Oh! I meant to have clothes on by the time you came by, but that didn't happen.

Minnesota gets no love.

[Hannah is sad about saying farewells].

Mindi: Well, we'll see you again. You'll want to come out here. I mean, you'll be living in Minnesota. Northern California is gonna look so good.
Hannah: Hey now!

Beth is a fishie.

Beth: I'm an English major with a Bio minor, so I'm a tezzie.
Edwin: I dunno about that. There's fuzzies, and techies, but I think bio belongs in its own category. Bio is...Squishy.
Dan T.: Squishy. Yeah.
Beth: So, squishy and fuzzy. Does that make me a squuzzy?

Dan T.: No, it makes you a fishie.

Katie (singing to the tune of Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush): Underwear man has come to town, come to town, come to town! Underwear man has come to town to get you out of bed!

Katie (seeing that I know the name of that tune): Oh, there's another name for that song?