This Is Africa, part 1...

Simon: This is a mission trip. NO LAUGHING!

Panayiota: Real sex kills...spiders.

David: I was thinking about this...the men went off to learn to fight a fire, while the women learned to serve tea.

Pastor Ohm: I believe you should get married very soon. I'll find you husband if you want!

Kid: Are you Jackie Chan?
Eric: I am Jackie Chan.
Kid: Cool! Hey, that's Jackie Chan!

Beth: I just can't get over these mountains. They're so rugged and worn.
Carl: You can get over any mountain if you try!

Andrea, Beth, Carl: You can ask us anything you want!
Student: Why is America's army everywhere, and why do they always win?
ABC: Um...

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