Trinity Backpacking Trip

Grace: We have a mirror! We can make faces in it!
Beth: If you have a face!
Grace: ???

[Stuff happens. Beth and Grace wake David up by shaking his tent, Beth, Kristen and Katie jump into a snow-lined lake, Grace hits a deer with a rock, David and his shirt get licked by a deer, etc.]

David (on the phone): Yeah, I went backpacking with a bevy of beautiful ladies this weekend.
Katie: Well, as long as we're alliterating, why not a bevy of beautiful babes?
David: I've just been corrected. I went backpacking with a bevy of beautiful babes this weekend.

A point well made

Alice: No, it's like if you have two alcoholics who make a pact to stay together in their alcoholism, and then one of them starts going to AA.
Allie: So in this case, Cory is the alcoholic who doesn't go to AA.
Grace: Wait, are we talking about James Chu dancing?

I like to be called "Cabernet."

Edwin: You look like a glass of red wine.

Kyle, into a makeshift megaphone: Katherine. This is your creator speaking. Get down here and praise me!

Uh, thanks?

Rob: Oh, wow.
Beth: What's up?
Rob: You're just really weird, that's all.

Allie: I steal lots of food from Rob.
Beth: No wonder he's so skinny!

Tenor hungry!

So at IV last night, the speaker asked everyone to list a few of the "sources of power" they have on a team.

Mario's list: "*Food"

Edwin's quarterlife crisis...and then some...

Edwin: If I didn't have a computer, I could be QUEEN!

While playing frisbee...

Grace's teammate: I've got David!
Grace: You can HAVE the man!

Yeees...

Anonymous: I got pulled out of sex ed, and it was fine.
Beth: But until a week ago you didn't know what a placenta was!

Mmm...fresh Testimony.

Cory: Speaking of fresh venison...when's the Testimony show?

Bobcasting

Hmmm...=oD

Words of wisdom from Hannah

Hannah: At least there's a silver cloud...lining...that thing.


Hannah: I love being [over] twenty-one. I was not twenty-one for so long.
Beth: Like...twenty years?

"Boat Dance"?

Beth: Cory, you don't even have to touch the dance floor.
Grace: Yeah, you could just stay up top and look at the waves and the sky.
Cory: I'd rather be underneath with magnetic shoes, observing the fluid dynamics of the water.

corycombs: matchmaking is an early sign of dementia

Apples and Oranges

Carl: I'm luscious, sexy, and principled!

Mickey: It's a shame there are all these quote blogs. Now there's competition!
Allen: But we're all part of one body - Bob!

Katie: Aslan would be a kind of pretty name, wouldn't it?
Allen: Too bad it's taken.

Allie: I bought real sex at RUF on Tuesday.

Playing Taboo with former PBC-ers

Paul: If you don't like women, you're...
Nathan: Married!

Beth: A little tool with a rubber blade that you use to get ride of droplets in the shower...
Charina: Rubber duck!

Cyndy: What runs through your arteries...
Charina: Blood!
Cyndy: A creature with two teeth that eats that...
Charina: Walrus!