Alphabetical Discrimination with Mr. Combs

Cory:[...] and by the way gmail continues to list you and allie next to each other when you are both on

always at the top of the list--it is a conspiracy

me: an alphabetical conspiracy

western supremacy at work

Cory: ahhh, first names

didn't think of that

I was trying to figure out what "wilkins" and "dunworth" had in common besides strong anglo-saxon overtones

me: Cory, you are great

Cory: that's why gmail lists me first, despite alphabetical dictates to the contrary

always

me: My brother the former Google employee says to tell you I'm wrong--Gmail lists names according to etymological origin.

my bad

Cory: ahh... anglo-saxon- that makes sense!

so unless I meet a bunch of azerbijanis (is that even a language or how it is spelled?) or arabs you're both good

or aremenians...

or a bazillion other languages

never mind, that was an exceedingly stupid observation on my part

me: umm, maybe aardvarkians?

Cory: ahhh, yes

but zanzabarbarians invariably get the proverbial short end of the stick

me: right

Cory: no wonder I hardly ever chat with any

me: gosh, you're neglecting them sadly

Cory: i never see their names!

me: prejudice, that's what it is.discrimination

Cory: exactly!

me: write to Google.

and the Governator

Cory: indeed, I shall

Dear Mr. Wilkins,

me: Okay, I'm going to go play Scrabble.

Make sure you put enough postage on.

Bye Cory!

Cory: I pray thee cease thy policies of discrimination against Zanzibarbarians forthwith and create an affirmative action program to put less advantaged members of the alphabetical community at the top of the chat list.
Insincerely,

Zcory Combs

ok, so just leave while I try to attack discrimination

I see how it is

have fun!

Bye!

And yes, I can't sustain usage of outdated language for more than half a sentence

or use it correctly

so sue me

bye again!