South Africa

"Kin cancer."

Panayiota: "When i bought these shoes they were new!"

Simon: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Eric: "No."
Simon: "Do you have a lifelong prayer partner?"

Simon: "This is a mission trip, man. No laughing!

Simon: "I used to look good."

Eric to Simon: "Have you driven on the autobon?"

David, in talking about the worship song, "I Want to Know You More": "'I want to see your voice'...sounds like a lie."

Carl: "T.I.A...That could mean a lot of things...This is Asia, This is Australia, etc."
ERic: "Context clues!"

Panayiota: "Why did you buy chocolate?"
Simon: "For the hormones."

Simon, mimicking Sunday schoolers: "Gimme my snacks!"

17!!!

"Ambigamous"

"gay pig"


*Since these quotes are from months ago, their context and even speakers is a bit foggy. For some I've even forgotten whey they're funny!

Jin the astute

Jin: I've noticed recently that I'm Asian.*


*(Ok, so she actually said "aging" and I misheard her. But Jin, you're not aging, and besides, I think this is funnier).

No way!

Me: I drove my stick shift here wearing high heels.
Eric: Whoa! No way! That makes you almost as cool as David Scudder!
Amy [of TFA]: David drives a stick shift in high heels?

That's "Camp Director," thanks.

My boss: "I put her in charge of fun and games today. She'll be your...[pause]...well, I guess I shouldn't really say she'll be your playmate...[pause]...Umm...?"

Autocannibalistic appetite

Cory: Stuff getting cauterized right next to your nose smells...really good! It's really appetizing!

Power outage

Beth and Grace are in the bathroom, having adhered to the time-tested feminine preference for safety in numbers.

Grace: Ooh, it is kind of scary in the dark.
Beth: ::sings music from Psycho::
Grace: Gaaah! That is REALLY scary. You just scared up my night.
Beth: Oh. Huh. I've actually never seen it.
Grace: But I have! Augh!