South Africa

"Kin cancer."

Panayiota: "When i bought these shoes they were new!"

Simon: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Eric: "No."
Simon: "Do you have a lifelong prayer partner?"

Simon: "This is a mission trip, man. No laughing!

Simon: "I used to look good."

Eric to Simon: "Have you driven on the autobon?"

David, in talking about the worship song, "I Want to Know You More": "'I want to see your voice'...sounds like a lie."

Carl: "T.I.A...That could mean a lot of things...This is Asia, This is Australia, etc."
ERic: "Context clues!"

Panayiota: "Why did you buy chocolate?"
Simon: "For the hormones."

Simon, mimicking Sunday schoolers: "Gimme my snacks!"

17!!!

"Ambigamous"

"gay pig"


*Since these quotes are from months ago, their context and even speakers is a bit foggy. For some I've even forgotten whey they're funny!