For the folks in Pleasanton

As promised, the quotes that resulted from a late-night game of CatchPhrase on New Year's Eve...

Janet describing Rosa Parks: Bus! In the back! Black woman! Injustice!

Vijay: Bringing back one of the brothers from the Bible...
Allie: Raising Abel!

Shelby describing an electric fence: You have one of these when you want to fry your dog.

Someone describing a Senior Center: It's where old people go to play mah jong.
Jon Ma: China!

Vijay describing "lover's quarrel": Me and Shelby having an argument.

Fiona describing a second opinion: If you don't like what your doctor says, you get a...
Tyler: Hernia?

Tyler describing wipes: You use this to clean babies...
Jon Ma: Holy Water!
Angelica: A spatula!

Jon Ma: It's a dark type of blue!
Everyone: Navy!
Allie: I got them removed over Thanksgiving...
Everyone but Jon: Wisdom teeth!
Jon Ma: Dang, I should have said "sea men"

Jon: Um, Angelica, does this say hymen?
Angelica: No, Jon, that says hymn.

Tyler describing guerilla warfare: The kind of battles that monkeys fight.

Emily describing mass destruction: If you drop a bomb there's...
Janet: Leukemia?

And some quotes that came from other random games...

Jon Ma: Her name is Jane. Jane hangs with Tarzan. Tarzan's a savage, and the mafia are savages, so she must be mafia!

Jon Ma: I love my comforter of deliciousness!
Allie: Don't call me that.