At lunch:
"What's that one sport where they take you out in the woods and leave you there to find your way, with a compass?"
"Orienteering?"
"Yeah, that! My parents used to do that."
"Is that how they met?"
"No, but..."
"I could see my church doing that."
"People wandering around in the woods..."
"Spouse Compass!"
"Haha!"
" 'You buggered the Spouse Compass!' "
"Shows you your spouse."
"So, how do you navigate with it?"
"Depends--do you want to get married, or not?"
" 'I'm just wearing a lot of jewelry, I swear!' "
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